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2024-01-01 14:45:03
2024-01-01 14:45:03
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Wickham has it's own public holiday, during which the residents form a naked conga line and dance to a nearby town chosen at random.
2024-01-01 09:45:04
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Television cameras are illegal in Wickham unless operated by a member of the clergy.
2023-12-30 14:45:03
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There is a small cave in Wickham known as 'Wickham Nook'. Nobody has ever come out of it alive.
2023-12-30 09:45:03
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MI6 have, on many occasions, denied all knowledge of Wickham or it's existance
2023-12-29 14:45:03
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Wickham's busiest motorway is completely straight. Regardless, driving for long enough will bring you back to where you started.
2023-12-29 09:45:03
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Many of Wickham's older residents are believed to be clinically dead, despite still being capable of basic bodily functions such as speech.
2023-12-27 14:45:03
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Portsmouth's Spinnaker Tower is based on a much larger monument that used to stand in Wickham Square. To this day nobody knows who stole it.
2023-12-27 09:45:03
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Motor insurance is not compulsory in Wickham.
2023-12-25 14:45:03
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Wickham has its own religion. It involves the daily worship of Adge Cutler, whose ghost haunts the barn of one of the local farms.
2023-12-25 09:45:04
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Fred Durst bought his red hat in Wickham.
2023-12-23 14:45:03
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The original DeLorean from the Back to the Future movies is owned by a Wickham resident. The time travel function no longer works.
2023-12-23 09:45:04
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Wickham's flag is a picture of a rooster wearing dungarees and a safety pin through it's beak waving an inverted crucifix
2023-12-22 14:45:03
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Wickham actually has no gravity. The pressure due to the high density of the air keeps heavy objects on the ground.
2023-12-22 09:45:03
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GPS receivers do not work in Wickham or the surrounding area
2023-12-20 14:45:03
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The official second language of Wickham is Cornish.
2023-12-20 09:45:04
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The official first language of Wickham is Welsh.
2023-12-18 14:45:03
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Every sink in Wickham has a third tap in addition to the usual two. Nobody knows what it does.
2023-12-18 09:45:03
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Wickham residents automatically have diplomatic immunity when travelling abroad. This almost never happens.
2023-12-16 14:45:03
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Wickham, despite its large population and massive land mass, has only one postal code.
2023-12-16 09:45:04
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Wickham dissappeared from the face of the earth for 9.27 seconds in 1962. Nobody claims to have any memory of the incident
2023-12-15 14:45:03
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Wickham's hospital closes at weekends, when it is used as an abattoir.
2023-12-15 09:45:02
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Fred Dineage lives in Wickham.... in an underground bunker, next to one of the active volcanos.
2023-12-13 14:45:03
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Like the Great Wall of China, Wickham is clearly visible from the surface of the moon.
2023-12-13 09:45:07
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The mayor of Wickham is a horse
2023-12-11 14:45:03
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It is illegal for goats to wear feminine clothing in Wickham, regardless of the gender of the goat
2023-12-11 09:45:03
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Wickham used to have its own stock exchange until it was bought for £1 (one Wickham pound, equal to 97p sterling) after a crash in the 70s
2023-12-09 14:45:03
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No hostile samurai have been reported in Wickham for over a month now
2023-12-09 09:45:04
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The lowest recorded temperature in the coldest part of Wickham was recorded in the 1870s. The ambient temperature reached -272 degrees C.
2023-12-08 14:45:03
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The UK branch of the Weekly World News is based in Wickham
2023-12-08 09:45:03
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Every pub in Wickham is haunted. The Goat's Head Inn once tried claiming that it wasn't, but this later turned out to be a publicity stunt.
2023-12-06 14:45:03
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Blu-Tack was invented in Wickham
2023-12-06 09:45:03
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The soil in Wickham has to be replaced every year because of high quality regulations
2023-12-04 14:45:03
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Wickham has a mythical big cat, similar to the Beast of Bodmin Moor, although the Beast of Wickham lives in a flat above the greengrocers.
2023-12-04 09:45:02
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"The Wombles" is filmed in Wickham, as are the underwater "Thunderbirds" and "Stingray" sequences
2023-12-02 14:45:03
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The most commonly asked for childrens' Christmas present last year in Wickham was a World War II Czekoslovakian service medal
2023-12-02 09:45:03
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Wickham has it's own DVD region - Region 9.
2023-12-01 14:45:03
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Wickham has a land mass equalling that of the United States. It's just really dense.
2023-12-01 09:45:03
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Wickham Lab is renowned for its cloning experiments, and provides most of the un-natural animals required for sci-fi and fantasy movies. Its crowning achievement was Falcor the Luck Dragon from the Neverending Story, who now lives in Wickham under a false identity.
2023-11-29 14:45:05
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Residents of Wickham celebrate Christmas Eve on the 21st of December, rather than the 24th. Christmas Day is still the 25th.
2023-11-29 09:45:08
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Shares in aggricultural machinery crashed in the mid 70s. This is generally blamed on the release of "Combine Harvester" by the Wurzels.
