Facts About Wickham
Wickham has it's own public holiday, during which the residents form a naked conga line and dance to a nearby town chosen at random.
Facts About Wickham
Television cameras are illegal in Wickham unless operated by a member of the clergy.
Facts About Wickham
There is a small cave in Wickham known as 'Wickham Nook'. Nobody has ever come out of it alive.
Facts About Wickham
MI6 have, on many occasions, denied all knowledge of Wickham or it's existance
Facts About Wickham
Wickham's busiest motorway is completely straight. Regardless, driving for long enough will bring you back to where you started.
Facts About Wickham
Many of Wickham's older residents are believed to be clinically dead, despite still being capable of basic bodily functions such as speech.
Facts About Wickham
Portsmouth's Spinnaker Tower is based on a much larger monument that used to stand in Wickham Square. To this day nobody knows who stole it.
Facts About Wickham
Motor insurance is not compulsory in Wickham.
Facts About Wickham
Wickham has its own religion. It involves the daily worship of Adge Cutler, whose ghost haunts the barn of one of the local farms.
Facts About Wickham
Fred Durst bought his red hat in Wickham.
Facts About Wickham
The original DeLorean from the Back to the Future movies is owned by a Wickham resident. The time travel function no longer works.
Facts About Wickham
Wickham's flag is a picture of a rooster wearing dungarees and a safety pin through it's beak waving an inverted crucifix
Facts About Wickham
Wickham actually has no gravity. The pressure due to the high density of the air keeps heavy objects on the ground.
Facts About Wickham
GPS receivers do not work in Wickham or the surrounding area
Facts About Wickham
The official second language of Wickham is Cornish.
Facts About Wickham
The official first language of Wickham is Welsh.
Facts About Wickham
Every sink in Wickham has a third tap in addition to the usual two. Nobody knows what it does.
Facts About Wickham
Wickham residents automatically have diplomatic immunity when travelling abroad. This almost never happens.
Facts About Wickham
Wickham, despite its large population and massive land mass, has only one postal code.
Facts About Wickham
Wickham dissappeared from the face of the earth for 9.27 seconds in 1962. Nobody claims to have any memory of the incident
Facts About Wickham
Wickham's hospital closes at weekends, when it is used as an abattoir.
Facts About Wickham
Fred Dineage lives in Wickham.... in an underground bunker, next to one of the active volcanos.
Facts About Wickham
Like the Great Wall of China, Wickham is clearly visible from the surface of the moon.
Facts About Wickham
The mayor of Wickham is a horse
Facts About Wickham
It is illegal for goats to wear feminine clothing in Wickham, regardless of the gender of the goat
Facts About Wickham
Wickham used to have its own stock exchange until it was bought for £1 (one Wickham pound, equal to 97p sterling) after a crash in the 70s
Facts About Wickham
No hostile samurai have been reported in Wickham for over a month now
Facts About Wickham
The lowest recorded temperature in the coldest part of Wickham was recorded in the 1870s. The ambient temperature reached -272 degrees C.
Facts About Wickham
The UK branch of the Weekly World News is based in Wickham
Facts About Wickham
Every pub in Wickham is haunted. The Goat's Head Inn once tried claiming that it wasn't, but this later turned out to be a publicity stunt.
Facts About Wickham
Blu-Tack was invented in Wickham
Facts About Wickham
The soil in Wickham has to be replaced every year because of high quality regulations
Facts About Wickham
Wickham has a mythical big cat, similar to the Beast of Bodmin Moor, although the Beast of Wickham lives in a flat above the greengrocers.
Facts About Wickham
"The Wombles" is filmed in Wickham, as are the underwater "Thunderbirds" and "Stingray" sequences
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