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7A5F8A09F833F7221BD41FA64C9C7933 (v8)
Facts About Wickham
Elvis Presley is alive and living in Wickham
Facts About Wickham
Wickham has two active volcanos. Luckily they have not errupted for around four hundred years.
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0EB5F81CF17405CAFDB97832F5EA11B4 (v56)
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Wickham has been voted "Nation most likely to take over the world" for twelve years running
Facts About Wickham
Watership Down was originally based in Wickham
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C32238976FF44A51E2D33553CFE85772 (v23)
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0EB5F81CF17405CAFDB97832F5EA11B4 (v55)
Facts About Wickham
Microwave ovens are illegal in Wickham
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Despite continual denials, Nik Kershaw's surreal 1984 top-five hit "The Riddle" is actually about Wickham.
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3ADE0AB7C9E4270055506C449E8EE6CF (v44)
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Wickham has it's own public holiday, during which the residents form a naked conga line and dance to a nearby town chosen at random.
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3ADE0AB7C9E4270055506C449E8EE6CF (v42)
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Television cameras are illegal in Wickham unless operated by a member of the clergy.
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186D1BBA19487F6450C1FD5ADA9407E6 (v48)
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There is a small cave in Wickham known as 'Wickham Nook'. Nobody has ever come out of it alive.
Facts About Wickham
MI6 have, on many occasions, denied all knowledge of Wickham or it's existance
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C32238976FF44A51E2D33553CFE85772 (v30)
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Wickham's busiest motorway is completely straight. Regardless, driving for long enough will bring you back to where you started.
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Many of Wickham's older residents are believed to be clinically dead, despite still being capable of basic bodily functions such as speech.
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99AB6AE0A7E13504CE284B7CA401B26A (v33)
Facts About Wickham
Portsmouth's Spinnaker Tower is based on a much larger monument that used to stand in Wickham Square. To this day nobody knows who stole it.
Facts About Wickham
Motor insurance is not compulsory in Wickham.
Facts About Wickham
Wickham has its own religion. It involves the daily worship of Adge Cutler, whose ghost haunts the barn of one of the local farms.
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452F6E403CDF10714E41DFAA257D313F (v10)
Facts About Wickham
Fred Durst bought his red hat in Wickham.
Facts About Wickham
The original DeLorean from the Back to the Future movies is owned by a Wickham resident. The time travel function no longer works.
Facts About Wickham
Wickham actually has no gravity. The pressure due to the high density of the air keeps heavy objects on the ground.
Facts About Wickham
GPS receivers do not work in Wickham or the surrounding area
Facts About Wickham
Wickham was known as "Thwackville" until 1754
Dr Flarpy
Having now caught up with the Gavin Williamson story, I must say I'm quite disappointed and found his language to be quite tame. I was expecting something closer to Malcolm Tucker.
Dr Flarpy
So my biggest issue is the outfit... #
Dr Flarpy

The saddest thing for me about modern tech’s long spiral into user manipulation and surveillance is how it has just slowly killed off the joy that people like me used to feel about new tech. Every product Meta or Amazon announces makes the future seem bleaker and grayer. 1/n
Terence Eden
really weird seeing Twitter threads on here with no link to them.
Are you able to adjust your client so it doesn't sent retweets?
Dr Flarpy
Thanks for letting me know - my bad. I'm using my own gnu social instance with a plugin so it shows my Twitter feed combined for my own convenience... I had no idea it was actually publishing anything. I'll check the settings.
Dr Flarpy

Captchas suck. 9 tiny blurry pictures of obscure American infrastructure. I'm not a robot honest. Just a bit thick.
Dr Flarpy

Bought in a list to make marketing calls?

You must:
☎ check numbers against the TPS or CTPS
☎ check numbers against your own ‘do not call’ lists
☎ have consent for any claims management services marketing calls
☎ meet the criteria for marketing calls about pension schemes.

Someone looking at a phone
Dr Flarpy

This is the passenger sitting in front of you on the train. Wants to know what your favorite thing about public transportation is. His is making new friends. 14/10

a black rottweiler with little brown dots for eyebrows and brown around his lips pokes his head backwards between two seats on a train. he’s smiling. you can tell by the open mouth, happy tongue, and little raised eyebrows. he’s your new best friend.
Dr Flarpy
A very good article, and one I agree with entirely endtimes.dev/why-your-websi… (PS my website works without Javascript!)
HackerNews Comments
@DrAshSmith
"I would very much like for HTML to incorporate concepts from htmx (particularly more flexible transclusion) so that more dynamic websites and applications can be built entirely in HTML.
JavaScri... "

Continues on HN: news.ycombinator.com/item?id=332124…
Dr Flarpy
Time for the semi-regular plugging of my Doctor Who RDF dataset, now updated with metadata for "The Power of the Doctor". github.com/ads04r/doctor-… All data is either rescued from the BBC's now-deleted linked open data site, or generated by a script I wrote.
Dr Flarpy

All Dysons are shite, and if you buy one you are a poser. Buy a Henry and he will never let you down
Dr Flarpy

Getting everywhere stupidly early is just as unprofessional as being late
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