Amateur

Some of you will remember the work of art I made in my parents' back garden last year.

Someone else has gone one better [clevescene.com]. Not only is the cock 7 feet tall, dwarfing my pathetic 3-foot effort, it's in a front garden in full view of the roadside. Now the neighbours are complaining. Which is odd, because when my mum showed the woman across the road my artwork her comment was along the lines of "I wish I could find one that big".