Karma

Stood in a filling station last night, quite late, and in walked three young lads. Clearly one of them was less drunk than the other two (I assume the driver) and was getting quite stroppy with the others for being drunk and idiotic. After a few minutes of the drunk two making lots of very loud and inane comments about the products on sale and the non-drinker repeatedly telling them to shut the hell up and stop embarrassing him, they went to pay.

The guy behind the counter was, at a guess, of middle eastern origin and quite dark skinned. The three lads paid for their items and turned to leave. The driver was first out the door, the other two fumbled with change for a while before finally leaving. As the first drunk bloke reached for the door, the second decided there was time for one last drunken outburst and turned round to the sales bloke. He then made one or two loud comments that, while not really what I'd call offensive, were racially stereotypical - albeit the wrong stereotype as the guy was clearly asian, not african. He proceeded to adopt a 70's blaxploitation dialect and called the salesman "mah brotha" as he left.

He then turned to go, completely misjudged where both his mate and the door handle were, and walked face first into the door as his mate was opening it. Needless to say, I pissed myself, and his headache will be more than just a hangover in the morning.