On Jordan

I despise Katie Price. There, I said it. Not because she's everywhere, not because she's famous for doing precisely nothing, but because she is something that I dislike very strongly - a hypocrite. She's such a bane that she actually had me liking Peter Andre for a very brief minute (the minute he dumped her, incidentally).

I recall seeing part of her TV 'reality' show. It was an episode in which she noted a photo of her house in a national newspaper and spent the entire episode running around her massive estate trying to work out the location of the camera when the shot was taken, so that she could sue the cameraman for trespassing. This, in case the irony isn't blindingly obvious, is the woman who has her own reality TV show and would probably be on the dole if the press weren't so interested in her.

Now she's at it again. You may recall Frankie Boyle doing some stand-up on Channel 4 a while back (just after he was dropped by the BBC for being too controversial) in which he made fun of Katie Price and Alex Reid's relationship. He made a throwaway comment, pretty typical of his material, about Katie only marrying a cage fighter because she's worried her son Harvey will try to fuck her. Price then went to great lengths to try (unsuccessfully) to sue Boyle for having a go at her disabled son, blissfully ignorant of the fact that the joke was making fun of her, not her offspring. Whether it was funny or not is, of course, a matter of opinion. So now that we've all long forgotten about it, Katie's bringing it up again. She's made a documentary entitled Standing Up for Harvey, in which she talks of the hurt and suffering caused by Boyle's joke. Clearly so much hurt and suffering she has to keep banging on about it, and is now being paid to do so. Nice one!