Proof (if any were needed) that greetings cards aren't worth the paper on which they're printed

I've ranted about greetings cards before. I had lots of response - apparently it's still 'thoughtful' to send someone a greetings card if the occasion calls for it.

This week, those who know me will know that I got another year older. Cue lots of cards from various old friends and distant family members through the post. Most of these people I've not seen for months, even years. But likewise, most of these people clearly can't remember the 'congratulations' card they sent me three years ago, or they'd have addressed the card to Dr Ash, rather than the Mr Ash that they all chose to use instead.

Seriously, folks, if you're going to waste your money on pointless pieces of paper at least know why you sent it. Otherwise it's basically just an expensive Facebook wall post... easy to send and requiring no thought whatsoever. I'd rather have no birthday cards than token cards from people who don't even know what my name is.